
2012 · horror · action · thriller
Directed by Richard Schenkman1h 30m2012
As Abraham Lincoln labors over the Gettysburg address, the importance of which he is fully aware, he learns that a menace from his past has returned, threatening to tear the already fractured nation to pieces. He must journey behind enemy lines to face an foe far more fearsome than the Confederate army: the walking dead.
Our read: Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies (2012) reads as a neutral, breathless, inventive horror · action · thriller entry — measured in intensity, epic-stakes in scope, cold in temperature, ambivalent in outlook.
Neutral, breathless, measured horror / action, inventive in texture. Ambivalent, epic, cold.
Everyone on the couch spins once and gets one craft to watch for. After the credits, compare what you caught.
Your lens for tonight
?
Everyone on the couch gets one craft to watch for. Spin the wheel to get yours. Sound on: the narrator reads your mission.
Each axis is scored by hand, not from votes or genre averages. The bar uses the film's own colours.
“You want silly campy horror with Abraham Lincoln fighting zombies.”
Skip it tonight — You want serious historical drama or polished modern zombie films.
Closest in the twelve-axis space, not “people also liked”. All films like Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies, with why →
Pick a mood, get a film the whole couch will enjoy, and give everyone something to watch for.
Pick tonight's film →