2025 · action · comedy · crime
Almost Cops
Directed by Gonzalo Fernandez Carmona1h 35m2025
When an overeager community officer and a reckless ex-detective are forced to team up, plenty of chaos ensues on the streets of Rotterdam.
Our read: Almost Cops (2025) reads as a sombre, breathless, inventive action · comedy · crime entry — measured in intensity, epic-stakes in scope, measured in temperature, ambivalent in outlook.
Sombre, breathless, measured action / comedy, inventive in texture. Ambivalent, epic, measured.
- sombre
- kinetic
- intense
- twisty
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