Amsterdam (2022) (2022) poster
2022 · comedy · crime · drama · mystery

Amsterdam (2022)

2022
  • brisk
  • inventive
  • twisty

Set 1 1. Everything's The Same 2. Thirst Mutilator 3. Running 4. A Good Woman's Love 5. Watch It Fall 6. Gone A Long Time 7. Tennessee Stud 8. Freeborn Man 9. Show Me The Door 10. Hellbender 11. Run Down 12. Leaders 13. Wargasm Set 2 1. Secrets 2. Clinch Mountain Backstep 3. Taking Water 4. Running The Route 5. Psycho 6. Thunder 7. My Alice 8. Dust In A Baggie 9. Bound To Ride 10. Must Be Seven 11. Letter To Seymour 12. Ten Degrees & Getting Colder 13. Turmoil & Tinfoil 14. Running On Empty Encore 1. Old Mexico 2. Cattle In The Cane 3. Katy Daley

Our read · Amsterdam (2022) (2022) reads as a neutral, kinetic, inventive comedy · crime · drama entry — measured in intensity, mid-stakes in scope, measured in temperature, ambivalent in outlook. Hand-scored on twelve axes of taste — mood, pacing, weirdness, hope, stakes, humour, reality, density, warmth, auteur, intensity, and era — with a derived palette drawn from its dominant cinematography.

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Each axis is hand-scored — not derived from votes or genre averages. The marker shows where this film sits; the gradient fill uses the film's own cinematography palette.

Mood · HeavyCosy
Pacing · Slow-burnKinetic
Intensity · GentleExtreme
Weirdness · ConventionalSurreal
Hope · NihilisticRedemptive
Stakes · IntimateEpic
Humour · NoneBroad
Reality · GroundedFantastical
Density · SparseTwisty
Warmth · ColdTender
Auteur · TransparentSignature
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