
2022 · drama · biography
Directed by Andrew Dominik2h 47m2022
From her volatile childhood as Norma Jeane, through her rise to stardom and romantic entanglements, this reimagined fictional portrait of Hollywood legend Marilyn Monroe blurs the lines of fact and fiction to explore the widening split between her public and private selves.
Our read: Blonde (2022) reads as a heavy, measured, inventive drama · biography entry — measured in intensity, intimate in scope, cold in temperature, nihilistic in outlook, with a strong directorial signature.
Heavy, measured, measured drama / biography, inventive in texture. Nihilistic, intimate, cold.
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