
2012 · horror · thriller · survival
Directed by Bradley Parker1h 28m2012
A group of six tourists looking to go off the beaten path, hire an 'extreme tour guide' who, ignoring warnings, takes them into the city of Pripyat, the former home to the workers of the Chernobyl nuclear reactor, but now a deserted town since the disaster more than 25 years earlier. After a brief exploration of the abandoned city, the group members find themselves stranded, only to discover that they are not alone.
Our read: Chernobyl Diaries (2012) reads as a heavy, kinetic, inventive horror · thriller · survival entry — extreme in intensity, epic-stakes in scope, cold in temperature, nihilistic in outlook.
Heavy, kinetic, extreme horror / thriller, inventive in texture. Nihilistic, epic, cold.
Everyone on the couch spins once and gets one craft to watch for. After the credits, compare what you caught.
Your lens for tonight
?
Everyone on the couch gets one craft to watch for. Spin the wheel to get yours. Sound on: the narrator reads your mission.




Each axis is scored by hand, not from votes or genre averages. The bar uses the film's own colours.
“You want disposable found-footage dread in an irradiated ghost city tonight.”
Skip it tonight — You need competent characters, fresh scares, or any kind of hopeful landing.
Closest in the twelve-axis space, not “people also liked”. All films like Chernobyl Diaries, with why →
Pick a mood, get a film the whole couch will enjoy, and give everyone something to watch for.
Pick tonight's film →