
2005 · comedy
Directed by Olivier Ducastel, Jacques Martineau1h 33m2005
Crustacés et coquillages is a fresh French comedy film with numerous surprise turnarounds and about the tolerance of a family of four. The family spend an idealistic summer vacation together where each of the family members gets involved in a new or old relationship.
Our read: Cockles and Muscles (2005) reads as a cosy, kinetic, inventive comedy entry — gentle in intensity, intimate in scope, tender in temperature, redemptive in outlook.
Cosy, kinetic, gentle comedy, inventive in texture. Redemptive, intimate, tender.
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