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2005 · comedy

Cockles and Muscles

Directed by Olivier Ducastel, Jacques Martineau1h 33m2005

Crustacés et coquillages is a fresh French comedy film with numerous surprise turnarounds and about the tolerance of a family of four. The family spend an idealistic summer vacation together where each of the family members gets involved in a new or old relationship.

Our read: Cockles and Muscles (2005) reads as a cosy, kinetic, inventive comedy entry — gentle in intensity, intimate in scope, tender in temperature, redemptive in outlook.

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Cosy, kinetic, gentle comedy, inventive in texture. Redemptive, intimate, tender.

ElsewhereIMDb6.62kRT54%Metacritic47
  • cosy
  • brisk
  • gentle
  • redemptive
  • tender
  • intimate
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DNA · twelve axes

How Cockles and Muscles feels to watch.

Each axis is scored by hand, not from votes or genre averages. The bar uses the film's own colours.

MoodHeavy ↔ Cosy
PacingSlow-burn ↔ Kinetic
IntensityGentle ↔ Extreme
WeirdnessConventional ↔ Surreal
HopeNihilistic ↔ Redemptive
StakesIntimate ↔ Epic
HumourNone ↔ Broad
RealityGrounded ↔ Fantastical
DensitySparse ↔ Twisty
WarmthCold ↔ Tender
AuteurTransparent ↔ Signature
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“You want sunny French family vacation exploding into sexual chaos and acceptance.”

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Date nightWith friendsSoloWith parentsKids around
Heads-upnudityexplicit sex

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