2026 · horror · sci-fi · comedy
Cold Storage
Directed by Jonny Campbell1h 39m2026
When a mutating, highly contagious fungus escapes a sealed facility, two employees – joined by a grizzled bioterror operative – must survive the wildest night shift ever to save humanity from extinction.
Our read: Cold Storage (2026) reads as a neutral, kinetic, inventive horror · sci-fi · comedy entry — measured in intensity, mid-stakes in scope, measured in temperature, ambivalent in outlook.
Neutral, kinetic, measured horror / sci-fi, inventive in texture. Ambivalent, mid-stakes, measured.
- brisk
- intense
- inventive
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“You want gooey B-movie fungus mayhem with Liam Neeson and winking self-awareness.”
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