2025 · thriller · heist
Cold Wallet
Directed by Cutter Hodierne1h 33m2025
After losing everything in a cryptocurrency scam, a ragtag team of Redditors attempt to kidnap the kingpin who screwed them over.
Our read: Cold Wallet (2025) reads as a sombre, kinetic, grounded thriller · heist entry — measured in intensity, mid-stakes in scope, measured in temperature, ambivalent in outlook.
Sombre, kinetic, measured thriller / heist, grounded in texture. Ambivalent, mid-stakes, measured.
- sombre
- brisk
- intense
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