Diamantino
- warm
- brisk
- surreal
Warm, kinetic, measured comedy / fantasy, surreal in texture. Ambivalent, mid-stakes, measured.
How every film is hand-scored →A disgraced soccer star seeks redemption but is exploited by a variety of causes hoping to capitalize on his celebrity.
Our read · Diamantino (2018) reads as a warm, kinetic, surreal comedy · fantasy · satire entry — measured in intensity, mid-stakes in scope, measured in temperature, ambivalent in outlook, with a strong directorial signature.
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The shape of Diamantino
What watching it is actually like.
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The reading.
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