
2012 · horror · vampire
Directed by Dario Argento1h 50m2012
When Englishman Jonathan Harker visits the exotic castle of Count Dracula, he is entranced by the mysterious aristocrat. But upon learning that the count has sinister designs on his wife, Mina, Harker seeks help from vampire slayer Van Helsing.
Our read: Dracula 3D (2012) reads as a sombre, steady, inventive horror · vampire entry — measured in intensity, mid-stakes in scope, cold in temperature, nihilistic in outlook.
Sombre, steady, measured horror / vampire, inventive in texture. Nihilistic, mid-stakes, cold.
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