
2009 · horror · thriller
Directed by Dominic Perez1h 26m2009
On January 9, 2009, five college students left New York City for a weekend in the country. 48 hours later, all five students have simply vanished without a trace. There were no leads and no evidence - until now.
Our read: Evil Things (2009) reads as a heavy, kinetic, grounded horror · thriller entry — measured in intensity, intimate in scope, cold in temperature, nihilistic in outlook.
Heavy, kinetic, measured horror / thriller, grounded in texture. Nihilistic, intimate, cold.
Everyone on the couch spins once and gets one craft to watch for. After the credits, compare what you caught.
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“You want found-footage horror of college friends vanishing in the woods on a weekend trip.”
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