
2019 · horror · thriller
Directed by Travis Stevens1h 33m2019
Don Koch tries to renovate a rundown mansion with a sordid history for his growing family, only to learn that the house has other plans.
Our read: Girl on the Third Floor (2019) reads as a heavy, steady, inventive horror · thriller entry — extreme in intensity, intimate in scope, cold in temperature, nihilistic in outlook.
Heavy, steady, extreme horror / thriller, inventive in texture. Nihilistic, intimate, cold.
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“You want a haunted-house renovation that turns gross, erotic, and deeply wrong.”
Skip it tonight — Skip if body horror, brothel visions, or stomach-churning practical effects will ruin your night.
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