2013 · horror · comedy
Hansel and Gretel Get Baked
Directed by Duane Journey1h 26m2013
An intense new marijuana strain named “Black Forest” is taking Los Angeles by storm, and Gretel’s stoner boyfriend can’t get enough. But when the old woman growing the popular drug turns out to be an evil witch, cooking and eating her wasted patrons for their youth, Gretel and her brother Hansel must save him from a gruesome death — or face the last high of their lives.
Our read: Hansel and Gretel Get Baked (2013) reads as a neutral, breathless, inventive horror · comedy entry — measured in intensity, mid-stakes in scope, cold in temperature, ambivalent in outlook.
Neutral, breathless, measured horror / comedy, inventive in texture. Ambivalent, mid-stakes, cold.
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