
2025 · horror · comedy · music
Directed by Jake Myers1h 34m2025
Trapped in a fluorescent-lit cubicle farm, an aspiring musician thinks the free break room kombucha is a perk - until it begins to change him. What starts with suspicious smiles and team-building ends in a bile-drenched metamorphosis.
Our read: Kombucha (2025) reads as a neutral, kinetic, inventive horror · comedy · music entry — measured in intensity, mid-stakes in scope, measured in temperature, ambivalent in outlook.
Neutral, kinetic, measured horror / comedy, inventive in texture. Ambivalent, mid-stakes, measured.
Everyone on the couch spins once and gets one craft to watch for. After the credits, compare what you caught.
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Everyone on the couch gets one craft to watch for. Spin the wheel to get yours. Sound on: the narrator reads your mission.
Each axis is scored by hand, not from votes or genre averages. The bar uses the film's own colours.
“You want body horror workplace satire where free kombucha turns employees monstrous.”
Skip it tonight — You hate gross-out viscera or stories that will ruin kombucha forever.
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