Films like A Haunted House.
A Haunted House (2013) reads as Neutral, kinetic, measured comedy / horror, surreal in texture. Ambivalent, mid-stakes, measured. Every film below is ranked by distance across the same twelve hand-scored axes — with what it keeps, and where it walks away. Not a genre dump.

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the strange, dreamlike logic — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the running vein of humour — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Keeps the strange, dreamlike logic and the running vein of humour — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the running vein of humour — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the running vein of humour; trades toward a strange, dreamlike logic.

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the strange, dreamlike logic — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the running vein of humour; trades toward a relentless forward drive.

Keeps the running vein of humour; trades toward a cold, bleak undertow.

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the strange, dreamlike logic; trades toward a patient, unhurried pace.

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the strange, dreamlike logic; trades toward a documentary-plain realism.

Keeps the strange, dreamlike logic and the running vein of humour; trades toward a relentless forward drive.

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow; trades toward a running vein of humour.
These are A Haunted House’s neighbours — where are yours?
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