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Films like A.I. Assault.

A.I. Assault (2006) reads as Sombre, breathless, measured thriller / sci-fi, inventive in texture. Ambivalent, mid-stakes, cold. Every film below is ranked by distance across the same twelve hand-scored axes — with what it keeps, and where it walks away. Not a genre dump.

AVH: Alien vs. Hunter (2007) poster
1. AVH: Alien vs. Hunter2007

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the bone-dry seriousness — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Cerberus (2005) poster
2. Cerberus2005

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the bone-dry seriousness — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Shark Swarm (2008) poster
3. Shark Swarm2008

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the bone-dry seriousness — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Vampire Bats (2005) poster
4. Vampire Bats2005

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the bone-dry seriousness — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Kraken: Tentacles of the Deep (2006) poster
5. Kraken: Tentacles of the Deep2006

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the bone-dry seriousness — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

SnakeMan (2005) poster
6. SnakeMan2005

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the bone-dry seriousness — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Hardwired (2009) poster
7. Hardwired2009

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the bone-dry seriousness — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Attack of the Sabretooth (2005) poster
8. Attack of the Sabretooth2005

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the bone-dry seriousness — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Beyond Loch Ness (2008) poster
9. Beyond Loch Ness2008

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the bone-dry seriousness — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Chupacabra Terror (2005) poster
10. Chupacabra Terror2005

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the bone-dry seriousness — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

The Dinosaur Project (2012) poster
11. The Dinosaur Project2012

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the bone-dry seriousness — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Werewolf: The Beast Among Us (2012) poster
12. Werewolf: The Beast Among Us2012

Keeps the bone-dry seriousness and the chilly detachment — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

These are A.I. Assault’s neighbours — where are yours?

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