Films like All My Friends Hate Me.

All My Friends Hate Me (2022) reads as Sombre, steady, measured comedy / thriller, inventive in texture. Nihilistic, intimate, cold. Every film below is ranked by distance across the same twelve hand-scored axes — with what it keeps, and where it walks away. Not a genre dump.

The Predators (2020) poster
1. The Predators2020

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the patient, unhurried pace — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

The Motive (2017) poster
2. The Motive2017

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the chilly detachment; trades toward a patient, unhurried pace.

Thoroughbreds (2018) poster
3. Thoroughbreds2018

Keeps the chilly detachment and the heightened unreality; trades toward a patient, unhurried pace.

Masquerade (2022) poster
4. Masquerade2022

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the patient, unhurried pace — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Cat Person (2023) poster
5. Cat Person2023

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the patient, unhurried pace — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Sanctuary (2023) poster
6. Sanctuary2023

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the chilly detachment; trades toward a patient, unhurried pace.

The Palace (2023) poster
7. The Palace2023

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the chilly detachment; trades toward a patient, unhurried pace.

Sleuth (2007) poster
8. Sleuth2007

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the patient, unhurried pace — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

It Was the Son (2012) poster
9. It Was the Son2012

Keeps the patient, unhurried pace and the chilly detachment — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Dark Horse (2012) poster
10. Dark Horse2012

Keeps the chilly detachment and the heightened unreality; trades toward a patient, unhurried pace.

The Forgiven (2022) poster
11. The Forgiven2022

Keeps the patient, unhurried pace and the chilly detachment; trades toward a white-knuckle intensity.

The Origin of Evil (2022) poster
12. The Origin of Evil2022

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the patient, unhurried pace — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

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