Films like Howard the Duck.

Howard the Duck (1986) reads as Warm, breathless, measured comedy / adventure, inventive in texture. Ambivalent, epic, measured. Every film below is ranked by distance across the same twelve hand-scored axes — with what it keeps, and where it walks away. Not a genre dump.

Coneheads (1993) poster
1. Coneheads1993

Keeps the world-sized stakes and the cold, bleak undertow; trades toward a patient, unhurried pace.

The Gendarme and the Creatures from Outer Space (1979) poster
2. The Gendarme and the Creatures from Outer Space1979

Keeps the world-sized stakes and the cold, bleak undertow; trades toward a patient, unhurried pace.

Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991) poster
3. Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey1991

Keeps the world-sized stakes and the cold, bleak undertow — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Superman III (1983) poster
4. Superman III1983

Keeps the world-sized stakes and the cold, bleak undertow; trades toward a relentless forward drive.

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension (1984) poster
5. The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension1984

Keeps the documentary-plain realism; trades toward a world-sized stakes.

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005) poster
6. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy2005

Keeps the world-sized stakes and the cold, bleak undertow — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Men in Black II (2002) poster
7. Men in Black II2002

Keeps the world-sized stakes and the cold, bleak undertow; trades toward a relentless forward drive.

The Fifth Element (1997) poster
8. The Fifth Element1997

Keeps the world-sized stakes and the documentary-plain realism; trades toward a warm emotional register.

Street Fighter (1994) poster
9. Street Fighter1994

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the documentary-plain realism; trades toward a relentless forward drive.

The Visitors (1993) poster
10. The Visitors1993

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the documentary-plain realism; trades toward a world-sized stakes.

Dogma (1999) poster
11. Dogma1999

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow; trades toward a world-sized stakes.

Fantomas vs. Scotland Yard (1967) poster
12. Fantomas vs. Scotland Yard1967

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the documentary-plain realism — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

These are Howard the Duck’s neighbours — where are yours?

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