Films like I Always Wanted to Be a Gangster.

I Always Wanted to Be a Gangster (2008) reads as Neutral, steady, gentle drama / comedy, inventive in texture. Ambivalent, intimate, measured. Every film below is ranked by distance across the same twelve hand-scored axes — with what it keeps, and where it walks away. Not a genre dump.

Nobody Else But You (2011) poster
1. Nobody Else But You2011

Keeps the patient, unhurried pace and the cold, bleak undertow — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

All About Actresses (2009) poster
2. All About Actresses2009

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the intimate, personal stakes — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Jim & Andy: The Great Beyond (2017) poster
3. Jim & Andy: The Great Beyond2017

Keeps the patient, unhurried pace and the heightened unreality; trades toward a cold, bleak undertow.

Submarine (2011) poster
4. Submarine2011

Keeps the patient, unhurried pace and the cold, bleak undertow — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Fatso (2008) poster
5. Fatso2008

Keeps the heightened unreality and the intimate, personal stakes; trades toward a patient, unhurried pace.

Melinda and Melinda (2004) poster
6. Melinda and Melinda2004

Keeps the heightened unreality and the intimate, personal stakes; trades toward a patient, unhurried pace.

101 Reykjavík (2000) poster
7. 101 Reykjavík2000

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the heightened unreality; trades toward a patient, unhurried pace.

Estômago: A Gastronomic Story (2007) poster
8. Estômago: A Gastronomic Story2007

Keeps the patient, unhurried pace and the heightened unreality — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Running with Scissors (2006) poster
9. Running with Scissors2006

Keeps the patient, unhurried pace and the heightened unreality; trades toward a cold, bleak undertow.

Mammuth (2010) poster
10. Mammuth2010

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the heightened unreality; trades toward a patient, unhurried pace.

The People Upstairs (2020) poster
11. The People Upstairs2020

Keeps the patient, unhurried pace and the cold, bleak undertow; trades toward a grounded, familiar shape.

POM Wonderful Presents: The Greatest Movie Ever Sold (2011) poster
12. POM Wonderful Presents: The Greatest Movie Ever Sold2011

Keeps the heightened unreality and the intimate, personal stakes; trades toward a patient, unhurried pace.

These are I Always Wanted to Be a Gangster’s neighbours — where are yours?

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