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Films like Mr. Jingles.

Mr. Jingles (2006) reads as Heavy, kinetic, extreme horror / slasher, grounded in texture. Nihilistic, intimate, cold. Every film below is ranked by distance across the same twelve hand-scored axes — with what it keeps, and where it walks away. Not a genre dump.

The Butcher (2006) poster
1. The Butcher2006

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the chilly detachment — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Dead Tone (2007) poster
2. Dead Tone2007

Keeps the chilly detachment and the pitch-dark outlook — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Simon Says (2007) poster
3. Simon Says2007

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the chilly detachment — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Most Likely to Die (2015) poster
4. Most Likely to Die2015

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the chilly detachment — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Dark Ride (2006) poster
5. Dark Ride2006

Keeps the chilly detachment and the pitch-dark outlook — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

The Forgotten Ones (2009) poster
6. The Forgotten Ones2009

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the chilly detachment; trades toward a relentless forward drive.

Charlie's Farm (2014) poster
7. Charlie's Farm2014

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the chilly detachment — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Silent Night (2012) poster
8. Silent Night2012

Keeps the chilly detachment and the pitch-dark outlook; trades toward a cold, bleak undertow.

Timber Falls (2007) poster
9. Timber Falls2007

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the chilly detachment; trades toward a bone-dry seriousness.

Terror Trap (2010) poster
10. Terror Trap2010

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the chilly detachment; trades toward a bone-dry seriousness.

Run! Bitch Run! (2009) poster
11. Run! Bitch Run!2009

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the chilly detachment; trades toward a bone-dry seriousness.

Wrestlemaniac (2006) poster
12. Wrestlemaniac2006

Keeps the chilly detachment and the pitch-dark outlook; trades toward a strange, dreamlike logic.

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