Films like See No Evil, Hear No Evil.

See No Evil, Hear No Evil (1989) reads as Neutral, kinetic, measured comedy / crime, grounded in texture. Ambivalent, mid-stakes, measured. Every film below is ranked by distance across the same twelve hand-scored axes — with what it keeps, and where it walks away. Not a genre dump.

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (1988) poster
1. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels1988

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the heightened unreality — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol (1987) poster
2. Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol1987

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the heightened unreality — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Police Academy 3: Back in Training (1986) poster
3. Police Academy 3: Back in Training1986

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the heightened unreality — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Police Academy (1984) poster
4. Police Academy1984

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the heightened unreality — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Heathers (1989) poster
5. Heathers1989

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the heightened unreality — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Life (1999) poster
6. Life1999

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the heightened unreality — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Two Hands (1999) poster
7. Two Hands1999

Keeps the heightened unreality and the grounded, familiar shape — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Go (1999) (1999) poster
8. Go1999

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the heightened unreality — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976) poster
9. The Pink Panther Strikes Again1976

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the heightened unreality — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Pink Flamingos (1976) poster
10. Pink Flamingos1976

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the heightened unreality — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

My Cousin Vinny (1992) poster
11. My Cousin Vinny1992

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the heightened unreality — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

The Legend of Al, John and Jack (2002) poster
12. The Legend of Al, John and Jack2002

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the heightened unreality — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

These are See No Evil, Hear No Evil’s neighbours — where are yours?

Rate five posters and the same twelve axes read you — then tonight’s pick comes from your own centre of taste.

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