Films like Sherlock Holmes.

Sherlock Holmes (2010) reads as Neutral, breathless, measured fantasy / horror, surreal in texture. Ambivalent, mid-stakes, cold. Every film below is ranked by distance across the same twelve hand-scored axes — with what it keeps, and where it walks away. Not a genre dump.

The Happytime Murders (2018) poster
1. The Happytime Murders2018

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the strange, dreamlike logic; trades toward a clean studio craft.

Lesbian Vampire Killers (2009) poster
2. Lesbian Vampire Killers2009

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the chilly detachment; trades toward a strange, dreamlike logic.

Double Threat (2023) poster
3. Double Threat2023

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the clean studio craft; trades toward a grounded, familiar shape.

Leprechaun Returns (2018) poster
4. Leprechaun Returns2018

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the clean studio craft; trades toward a grounded, familiar shape.

Ninja Cheerleaders (2008) poster
5. Ninja Cheerleaders2008

Keeps the clean studio craft and the chilly detachment; trades toward a cold, bleak undertow.

Tremors 5: Bloodlines (2015) poster
6. Tremors 5: Bloodlines2015

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the clean studio craft; trades toward a grounded, familiar shape.

Slayers (2022) poster
7. Slayers2022

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the clean studio craft; trades toward a grounded, familiar shape.

Sharks in Venice (2008) poster
8. Sharks in Venice2008

Keeps the clean studio craft and the chilly detachment; trades toward a bone-dry seriousness.

Behaving Badly (2014) poster
9. Behaving Badly2014

Keeps the clean studio craft; trades toward a running vein of humour.

Office Uprising (2018) poster
10. Office Uprising2018

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the clean studio craft; trades toward a white-knuckle intensity.

HK: Forbidden Super Hero (2013) poster
11. HK: Forbidden Super Hero2013

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the strange, dreamlike logic; trades toward a running vein of humour.

Miss Meadows (2014) poster
12. Miss Meadows2014

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the chilly detachment; trades toward a strange, dreamlike logic.

These are Sherlock Holmes’s neighbours — where are yours?

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