Films like The Mummy Returns.

The Mummy Returns (2001) reads as Warm, breathless, measured action / adventure, inventive in texture. Ambivalent, mid-stakes, measured. Every film below is ranked by distance across the same twelve hand-scored axes — with what it keeps, and where it walks away. Not a genre dump.

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) poster
1. Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl2003

Keeps the relentless forward drive; trades toward a unmistakable directorial hand.

Tai Chi Master (1993) poster
2. Tai Chi Master1993

Keeps the relentless forward drive and the cold, bleak undertow — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Jumanji (1995) poster
3. Jumanji1995

Keeps the relentless forward drive and the cold, bleak undertow; trades toward a documentary-plain realism.

Once Upon a Time in China and America (1997) poster
4. Once Upon a Time in China and America1997

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow; trades toward a grounded, familiar shape.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006) poster
5. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest2006

Reads close across all twelve axes — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Black Mask (1996) poster
6. Black Mask1996

Keeps the relentless forward drive; trades toward a bone-dry seriousness.

American Ultra (2015) poster
7. American Ultra2015

Keeps the relentless forward drive and the cold, bleak undertow — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Dance of the Dead (2008) poster
8. Dance of the Dead2008

Keeps the relentless forward drive and the cold, bleak undertow — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Goosebumps (2015) poster
9. Goosebumps2015

Reads close across all twelve axes; trades toward a cold, bleak undertow.

Iron Monkey (1993) poster
10. Iron Monkey1993

Keeps the relentless forward drive and the cold, bleak undertow — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Lupin the 3rd (2014) poster
11. Lupin the 3rd2014

Keeps the relentless forward drive and the cold, bleak undertow; trades toward a gentle temperature.

Fong Sai-yuk (1993) poster
12. Fong Sai-yuk1993

Keeps the relentless forward drive and the cold, bleak undertow; trades toward a grounded, familiar shape.

These are The Mummy Returns’s neighbours — where are yours?

Rate five posters and the same twelve axes read you — then tonight’s pick comes from your own centre of taste.

Find my film for tonight — 60 sec →