Films like True Memoirs of an International Assassin.
True Memoirs of an International Assassin (2016) reads as Neutral, breathless, measured comedy / action, grounded in texture. Ambivalent, mid-stakes, measured. Every film below is ranked by distance across the same twelve hand-scored axes — with what it keeps, and where it walks away. Not a genre dump.
Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the clean studio craft — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.
Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the clean studio craft; trades toward a patient, unhurried pace.
Keeps the clean studio craft and the grounded, familiar shape; trades toward a cold, bleak undertow.
Keeps the clean studio craft and the grounded, familiar shape; trades toward a cold, bleak undertow.
Keeps the clean studio craft and the grounded, familiar shape; trades toward a cold, bleak undertow.
Keeps the clean studio craft and the grounded, familiar shape — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.
Keeps the grounded, familiar shape and the running vein of humour — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.
Keeps the grounded, familiar shape and the running vein of humour; trades toward a cold, bleak undertow.
Keeps the clean studio craft and the grounded, familiar shape; trades toward a cold, bleak undertow.
Keeps the clean studio craft and the grounded, familiar shape; trades toward a cold, bleak undertow.
Keeps the grounded, familiar shape and the running vein of humour; trades toward a cold, bleak undertow.
Keeps the clean studio craft and the grounded, familiar shape; trades toward a cold, bleak undertow.
These are True Memoirs of an International Assassin’s neighbours — where are yours?
Rate five posters and the same twelve axes read you — then tonight’s pick comes from your own centre of taste.
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