
2019 · western · music
Directed by Ivan Kavanagh1h 41m2019
An Irish undertaker profits when outlaws take over a peaceful town, but his own family come under threat as the death toll increases dramatically.
Our read: Never Grow Old (2019) reads as a heavy, steady, grounded western · music entry — extreme in intensity, intimate in scope, cold in temperature, nihilistic in outlook.
Heavy, steady, extreme western / music, grounded in texture. Nihilistic, intimate, cold.
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