
2009 · horror
Directed by Andrew van den Houten1h 19m2009
The local sheriff of Dead River, Maine, thought he had killed them off ten years ago -- a primitive, cave-dwelling tribe of cannibalistic savages. But somehow the clan survived. To breed. To hunt. To kill and eat. And now the peaceful residents of this isolated town are fighting for their lives...
Our read: Offspring (2009) reads as a heavy, breathless, inventive horror entry — extreme in intensity, mid-stakes in scope, cold in temperature, nihilistic in outlook.
Heavy, breathless, extreme horror, inventive in texture. Nihilistic, mid-stakes, cold.
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“You want extreme gory cannibal horror with depraved attacks and no mercy.”
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