OurMovieNights
Our Lady of the Assassins (2000) poster

2000 · drama · crime

Our Lady of the Assassins

Directed by Barbet Schroeder1h 41m2000

World-weary author Fernando has returned to his native Colombia to live out his days in peace. But Fernando's once-quiet hometown has become a hotbed of violence, drugs, and corruption. On the brink of despair, Fernando meets Alexis, a beautiful but hardened street kid who lives by the rule of the gun. Together, they forge an unlikely relationship.

Our read: Our Lady of the Assassins (2000) reads as a heavy, steady, grounded drama · crime entry — extreme in intensity, intimate in scope, cold in temperature, nihilistic in outlook, with a strong directorial signature.

Movie DNA

Heavy, steady, extreme drama / crime, grounded in texture. Nihilistic, intimate, cold.

ElsewhereIMDb6.84kRT77%Metacritic73TMDB7.2198
  • heavy
  • extreme
  • bleak
Game · before you press play

Watching Our Lady of the Assassins tonight? Spin for your lens.

Everyone on the couch spins once and gets one craft to watch for. After the credits, compare what you caught.

Your lens for tonight

?

Everyone on the couch gets one craft to watch for. Spin the wheel to get yours. Sound on: the narrator reads your mission.

Where to watch
All options on JustWatch

Availability in the US · via JustWatch

More info & search links
Where the cast leads
DNA · twelve axes

How Our Lady of the Assassins feels to watch.

Each axis is scored by hand, not from votes or genre averages. The bar uses the film's own colours.

MoodHeavy ↔ Cosy
PacingSlow-burn ↔ Kinetic
IntensityGentle ↔ Extreme
WeirdnessConventional ↔ Surreal
HopeNihilistic ↔ Redemptive
StakesIntimate ↔ Epic
HumourNone ↔ Broad
RealityGrounded ↔ Fantastical
DensitySparse ↔ Twisty
WarmthCold ↔ Tender
AuteurTransparent ↔ Signature
Tonight, this looks like

What watching it is actually like.

“You want a stark Colombian story of an older writer and a young sicario lover in Medellín.”

ends unsettlingit leaves you shakensteady all the waygrips by minute 15attention 4/5earns its lengthsubtitles: full
Date nightWith friendsSoloWith parentsKids around
Heads-upgraphic violencenuditydrug use

Skip it tonight — Skip if graphic urban violence, drugs, or bleak gay romance will overwhelm.

If Our Lady of the Assassins is your film
Nearest by DNA

Eight films that feel like this one.

Closest in the twelve-axis space, not “people also liked”. All films like Our Lady of the Assassins, with why →

Your take
Rate it
star-clip-1-0star-clip-2-0star-clip-3-0star-clip-4-0star-clip-5-0
React
Discussion

Discussion

cmd enter to post

Make it a movie night.

Pick a mood, get a film the whole couch will enjoy, and give everyone something to watch for.

Pick tonight's film →
Watching with your partner?Play this film’s board