2008 · comedy
Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous
Directed by Steve Miner1h 40m2008
When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.
Our read: Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous (2008) reads as a cosy, kinetic, grounded comedy entry — gentle in intensity, intimate in scope, measured in temperature, redemptive in outlook.
Cosy, kinetic, gentle comedy, grounded in texture. Redemptive, intimate, measured.
- warm
- brisk
- gentle
- redemptive
- intimate
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