2015 · horror · supernatural
Robert
Directed by Andrew Jones1h 30m2015
A family is terrorized by an evil doll named Robert, which seems to come to life after an elderly housekeeper is dismissed. As the attacks grow more intense, the parents struggle with their disbelief and fear while trying to break the curse before it's too late.
Our read: Robert (2015) reads as a heavy, kinetic, inventive horror · supernatural entry — measured in intensity, intimate in scope, cold in temperature, nihilistic in outlook.
Heavy, kinetic, measured horror / supernatural, inventive in texture. Nihilistic, intimate, cold.
- heavy
- brisk
- intense
- cold
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