2005 · action · drama · horror
Spring Break Shark Attack
Directed by Paul Shapiro1h 28m2005
A young teenager travels to Florida, unknowing that a group of dangerous tiger sharks are ravaging the beach.
Our read: Spring Break Shark Attack (2005) reads as a sombre, breathless, grounded action · drama · horror entry — measured in intensity, mid-stakes in scope, cold in temperature, ambivalent in outlook.
Sombre, breathless, measured action / drama, grounded in texture. Ambivalent, mid-stakes, cold.
- sombre
- kinetic
- intense
- cold
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