
2009 · animation · action · adventure
Directed by Daniel DelPurgatorio, Mike Smith26m2009
A mariner survives an attack from the dreaded pirates of the Black Freighter, but his struggle to return home to warn it has a horrific cost.
Our read: Tales of the Black Freighter (2009) reads as a heavy, kinetic, inventive animation · action · adventure entry — extreme in intensity, mid-stakes in scope, cold in temperature, nihilistic in outlook.
Heavy, kinetic, extreme animation / action, inventive in texture. Nihilistic, mid-stakes, cold.
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“You want a grim animated pirate fable about obsession, guilt, and ironic doom.”
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