2012 · comedy · fantasy · parody
Ted
Directed by Seth MacFarlane1h 47m2012
John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear or his girlfriend, Lori.
Our read: Ted (2012) reads as a warm, kinetic, surreal comedy · fantasy · parody entry — gentle in intensity, mid-stakes in scope, tender in temperature, redemptive in outlook.
Warm, kinetic, gentle comedy / fantasy, surreal in texture. Redemptive, mid-stakes, tender.
- warm
- brisk
- gentle
- surreal
- redemptive
- tender
Watching Ted tonight? Spin for your lens.
Everyone on the couch spins once and gets one craft to watch for. After the credits, compare what you caught.
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Everyone on the couch gets one craft to watch for. Spin the wheel to get yours. Sound on: the narrator reads your mission.
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How Ted feels to watch.
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What watching it is actually like.
“You want filthy-mouthed teddy bear comedy with crude laughs.”
Skip it tonight — You hate nonstop profanity, sex jokes and drug use.
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