
2025 · horror · monster
Directed by Angela Gulner1h 25m2025
At the edge of postpartum psychosis, new mother Harper moves in with her own mother at their family's rural farmhouse. Soon she finds herself hunted by a threatening monster who has designs on her child.
Our read: The Beldham (2025) reads as a sombre, kinetic, inventive horror · monster entry — extreme in intensity, mid-stakes in scope, measured in temperature, ambivalent in outlook.
Sombre, kinetic, extreme horror / monster, inventive in texture. Ambivalent, mid-stakes, measured.
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