
2009 · drama · history · thriller
Directed by Julie Delpy1h 40m2009
Kingdom of Hungary, 17th century. As she gets older, powerful Countess Erzsébet Báthory (1560-1614), blinded by the passion that she feels for a younger man, succumbs to the mad delusion that blood will keep her young and beautiful forever.
Our read: The Countess (2009) reads as a heavy, measured, grounded drama · history · thriller entry — measured in intensity, mid-stakes in scope, cold in temperature, nihilistic in outlook.
Heavy, measured, measured drama / history, grounded in texture. Nihilistic, mid-stakes, cold.
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