
2016 · action · adventure · fantasy
Directed by Zhang Yimou1h 43m2016
European mercenaries searching for black powder become embroiled in the defense of the Great Wall of China against a horde of monstrous creatures.
Our read: The Great Wall (2016) reads as a sombre, breathless, inventive action · adventure · fantasy entry — extreme in intensity, epic-stakes in scope, measured in temperature, ambivalent in outlook.
Sombre, breathless, extreme action / adventure, inventive in texture. Ambivalent, epic, measured.
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“You want colorful monster-siege spectacle on the Wall without demanding much brainwork.”
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