The Hitman's Bodyguard
- sombre
- kinetic
- extreme
- cold
- twisty
Sombre, breathless, extreme action / comedy, grounded in texture. Nihilistic, mid-stakes, cold.
How every film is hand-scored →The world’s top bodyguard gets a new client, a hitman who must testify at the International Court of Justice. They must put their differences aside and work together to make it to the trial on time.
Our read · The Hitman's Bodyguard (2017) reads as a sombre, breathless, grounded action · comedy · crime entry — extreme in intensity, mid-stakes in scope, cold in temperature, nihilistic in outlook.
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The shape of The Hitman's Bodyguard
What watching it is actually like.
“You want Reynolds and Jackson bickering through European chase carnage.”
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The reading.
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