
2018 · drama
Directed by Sara Colangelo1h 36m2018
Lisa Spinelli is a Staten Island teacher who is unusually devoted to her students. When she discovers one of her five-year-olds is a prodigy, she becomes fascinated with the boy, ultimately risking her family and freedom to nurture his talent.
Our read: The Kindergarten Teacher (2018) reads as a sombre, measured, grounded drama entry — measured in intensity, intimate in scope, cold in temperature, nihilistic in outlook.
Sombre, measured, measured drama, grounded in texture. Nihilistic, intimate, cold.
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“You want a slow-burn obsession thriller about art, ego, and a gifted five-year-old.”
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