
2007 · horror · drama
Directed by J. A. Bayona1h 45m2007
A woman brings her family back to her childhood home, which used to be an orphanage, intent on reopening it. Before long, her son starts to communicate with a new invisible friend.
Our read: The Orphanage (2007) reads as a heavy, steady, inventive horror · drama entry — measured in intensity, mid-stakes in scope, measured in temperature, nihilistic in outlook, with a strong directorial signature.
Heavy, steady, measured horror / drama, inventive in texture. Nihilistic, mid-stakes, measured.
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