
2014 · horror · monster
Directed by Grégory Levasseur1h 29m2014
An archaeological team attempt to unlock the secrets of a lost pyramid only to find themselves hunted by an insidious creature.
Our read: The Pyramid (2014) reads as a heavy, breathless, inventive horror · monster entry — extreme in intensity, mid-stakes in scope, cold in temperature, nihilistic in outlook.
Heavy, breathless, extreme horror / monster, inventive in texture. Nihilistic, mid-stakes, cold.
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“You want claustrophobic Egyptian tomb horror even if the monster looks cheap.”
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