
1997 · drama
Directed by Tsai Ming-liang1h 56m1997
A young man develops severe neck pain after swimming in a polluted river for a movie shoot, but nobody can provide him any relief.
Our read: The River (1997) reads as a heavy, slow-burn, inventive drama entry — measured in intensity, intimate in scope, cold in temperature, nihilistic in outlook, with a strong directorial signature.
Heavy, slow-burn, measured drama, inventive in texture. Nihilistic, intimate, cold.
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