Borgman (2013) poster
2013 · thriller · surreal · cannes

Borgman

Directed by Alex van Warmerdam1h 53m2013
ElsewhereIMDb6.720kRT87%Metacritic66TMDB6.5355
  • heavy
  • intense
  • surreal
  • bleak
  • cold
Movie DNA

Heavy, steady, measured thriller / surreal, surreal in texture. Nihilistic, mid-stakes, cold.

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An enigmatic vagrant cons himself into the home life of an arrogant upper-class family, turning their lives into a psychological nightmare in the process.

Our read · Borgman (2013) reads as a heavy, steady, surreal thriller · surreal · cannes entry — measured in intensity, mid-stakes in scope, cold in temperature, nihilistic in outlook, with a strong directorial signature.

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You want surreal Dutch dread as a stranger colonizes a polished family.

ends unsettlingit leaves you shakena slow buildgrips by minute 20attention 5/5earns its lengthsubtitles: full
Date nightWith friendsSoloWith parentsKids around
Heads-upanimal harmchild perilgraphic violence

Skip it tonightYou are sensitive to harmed pets or children in psychological peril.

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Each axis is hand-scored — not derived from votes or genre averages. The marker shows where this film sits; the gradient fill uses the film's own cinematography palette.

Mood · HeavyCosy
Pacing · Slow-burnKinetic
Intensity · GentleExtreme
Weirdness · ConventionalSurreal
Hope · NihilisticRedemptive
Stakes · IntimateEpic
Humour · NoneBroad
Reality · GroundedFantastical
Density · SparseTwisty
Warmth · ColdTender
Auteur · TransparentSignature
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