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Bros Before Hos (2013) poster

2013 · comedy

Bros Before Hos

Directed by Steffen Haars, Flip van der Kuil1h 27m2013

Because of a bad marriage of their parents, two brothers Jules and Max made a pact never to get into a relationship with a woman. Therefore, they live a party-life in which they sleep with a different girl every day. However this changes when Jules starts to date Anna and Max falls in love with her. Can their bromance overcome this love triangle.

Our read: Bros Before Hos (2013) reads as a warm, breathless, grounded comedy entry — gentle in intensity, intimate in scope, cold in temperature, ambivalent in outlook.

Movie DNA

Warm, breathless, gentle comedy, grounded in texture. Ambivalent, intimate, cold.

ElsewhereIMDb6.47k
  • warm
  • kinetic
  • gentle
  • cold
  • intimate
  • funny
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DNA · twelve axes

How Bros Before Hos feels to watch.

Each axis is scored by hand, not from votes or genre averages. The bar uses the film's own colours.

MoodHeavy ↔ Cosy
PacingSlow-burn ↔ Kinetic
IntensityGentle ↔ Extreme
WeirdnessConventional ↔ Surreal
HopeNihilistic ↔ Redemptive
StakesIntimate ↔ Epic
HumourNone ↔ Broad
RealityGrounded ↔ Fantastical
DensitySparse ↔ Twisty
WarmthCold ↔ Tender
AuteurTransparent ↔ Signature
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“You want crude Dutch bromance chaos with sex jokes and zero shame.”

ends upliftingyou’ll be fine aftergrabs you earlygrips from the openattention 2/5breezes bysubtitles: full
Date nightWith friendsSoloWith parentsKids around
Heads-upexplicit sexnuditycringe humiliation

Skip it tonight — Skip if raunchy humor, subtitles, and juvenile antics will annoy you.

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