
2022 · horror · slasher · survival
Directed by Joe Begos1h 27m2022
It's Christmas Eve and Tori just wants to get drunk and party, but when a robotic Santa Claus at a nearby toy store goes haywire and begins a rampant killing spree through her small town, she's forced into a battle for survival.
Our read: Christmas Bloody Christmas (2022) reads as a heavy, breathless, inventive horror · slasher · survival entry — extreme in intensity, intimate in scope, cold in temperature, nihilistic in outlook.
Heavy, breathless, extreme horror / slasher, inventive in texture. Nihilistic, intimate, cold.
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