
2009 · horror · thriller · slasher
Directed by Marcus Nispel1h 37m2009
A group of young adults visit a boarded up campsite named Crystal Lake where they soon encounter the mysterious Jason Voorhees and his deadly intentions.
Our read: Friday the 13th (2009) reads as a heavy, kinetic, inventive horror · thriller · slasher entry — extreme in intensity, mid-stakes in scope, cold in temperature, nihilistic in outlook.
Heavy, kinetic, extreme horror / thriller, inventive in texture. Nihilistic, mid-stakes, cold.
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“You want glossy 2000s camp-slashing with Jason, sex, and brutal kill momentum.”
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