2012 · horror · thriller · comedy
Piranha 3DD
Directed by John Gulager1h 23m2012
After the events at Lake Victoria, the prehistoric school of blood-thirsty piranhas make their way into swimming pools, plumbing, and a newly opened water park.
Our read: Piranha 3DD (2012) reads as a heavy, breathless, inventive horror · thriller · comedy entry — extreme in intensity, mid-stakes in scope, cold in temperature, nihilistic in outlook.
Heavy, breathless, extreme horror / thriller, inventive in texture. Nihilistic, mid-stakes, cold.
- heavy
- kinetic
- extreme
- bleak
- cold
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