
2019 · fantasy · horror · action
Directed by Neil Marshall2h 1m2019
Hellboy comes to England, where he must defeat Nimue, Merlin's consort and the Blood Queen. But their battle will bring about the end of the world, a fate he desperately tries to turn away.
Our read: Hellboy (2019) reads as a heavy, breathless, inventive fantasy · horror · action entry — extreme in intensity, epic-stakes in scope, measured in temperature, ambivalent in outlook.
Heavy, breathless, extreme fantasy / horror, inventive in texture. Ambivalent, epic, measured.
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“You want raw, gory demon-fighting horror-action without Guillermo del Toro's tenderness.”
Skip it tonight — You loved the originals or want coherent plotting over splatter.
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