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Films like Hellphone.

Hellphone (2007) reads as Neutral, breathless, measured fantasy / comedy, inventive in texture. Ambivalent, mid-stakes, measured. Every film below is ranked by distance across the same twelve hand-scored axes — with what it keeps, and where it walks away. Not a genre dump.

The Eye 3: Infinity (2005) poster
1. The Eye 3: Infinity2005

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the documentary-plain realism — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Game of Werewolves (2011) poster
2. Game of Werewolves2011

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the documentary-plain realism — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Hell Baby (2013) poster
3. Hell Baby2013

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the documentary-plain realism — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Weirdsville (2007) poster
4. Weirdsville2007

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the documentary-plain realism — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Suck (2009) poster
5. Suck2009

Keeps the documentary-plain realism; trades toward a cold, bleak undertow.

I Sell the Dead (2008) poster
6. I Sell the Dead2008

Keeps the documentary-plain realism; trades toward a patient, unhurried pace.

Dead Before Dawn (2012) poster
7. Dead Before Dawn2012

Keeps the documentary-plain realism; trades toward a cold, bleak undertow.

Ava's Possessions (2015) poster
8. Ava's Possessions2015

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the documentary-plain realism — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Hansel and Gretel Get Baked (2013) poster
9. Hansel and Gretel Get Baked2013

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the documentary-plain realism — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Dead Like Me: Life After Death (2009) poster
10. Dead Like Me: Life After Death2009

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the documentary-plain realism; trades toward a patient, unhurried pace.

Love Bite (2012) poster
11. Love Bite2012

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the documentary-plain realism — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Decoys 2: Alien Seduction (2007) poster
12. Decoys 2: Alien Seduction2007

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the documentary-plain realism — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

These are Hellphone’s neighbours — where are yours?

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