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2003 · comedy · romance · youth

Phileine Says Sorry

Directed by Robert Jan Westdijk1h 35m2003

Gorgeous Dutch youngster Max has two passions, acting and girls. The first becomes his brilliant career, which takes off so well he gets invited to a prestigious New York theatre course for a year. But since he met fickle bitch Phileine in an Utrecht park, his flirting life is cut short while she cruelly plays with his feelings rather then his horny body. After refusing to follow him, she turns up uninvited later and still acts jealous and possessive. Grief follows for everyone, working up to a convoluted finale.

Our read: Phileine Says Sorry (2003) reads as a warm, breathless, grounded comedy · romance · youth entry — gentle in intensity, intimate in scope, measured in temperature, ambivalent in outlook.

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Warm, breathless, gentle comedy / romance, grounded in texture. Ambivalent, intimate, measured.

ElsewhereIMDb6.03kTMDB5.437
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How Phileine Says Sorry feels to watch.

Each axis is scored by hand, not from votes or genre averages. The bar uses the film's own colours.

MoodHeavy ↔ Cosy
PacingSlow-burn ↔ Kinetic
IntensityGentle ↔ Extreme
WeirdnessConventional ↔ Surreal
HopeNihilistic ↔ Redemptive
StakesIntimate ↔ Epic
HumourNone ↔ Broad
RealityGrounded ↔ Fantastical
DensitySparse ↔ Twisty
WarmthCold ↔ Tender
AuteurTransparent ↔ Signature
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“You want a raunchy Dutch romcom about a bold woman and an actor's love.”

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