The Long Kiss Goodnight
- heavy
- kinetic
- extreme
- bleak
- cold
- twisty
Heavy, breathless, extreme crime / action, inventive in texture. Nihilistic, epic, cold.
How every film is hand-scored →Samantha Caine is a small-town schoolteacher and mom with no memory of her life before washing up on a beach eight years ago. After a car accident and a violent home invasion trigger flashes of her past, she discovers she used to be a deadly CIA assassin. Teaming up with a wisecracking private investigator, Samantha must return to her old ways to take down the people who tried to erase her.
Our read · The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996) reads as a heavy, breathless, inventive crime · action · mystery entry — extreme in intensity, epic-stakes in scope, cold in temperature, nihilistic in outlook.
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The shape of The Long Kiss Goodnight
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