
1996 · crime · action · mystery
Directed by Renny Harlin2h 1m1996
Samantha Caine is a small-town schoolteacher and mom with no memory of her life before washing up on a beach eight years ago. After a car accident and a violent home invasion trigger flashes of her past, she discovers she used to be a deadly CIA assassin. Teaming up with a wisecracking private investigator, Samantha must return to her old ways to take down the people who tried to erase her.
Our read: The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996) reads as a heavy, breathless, inventive crime · action · mystery entry — extreme in intensity, epic-stakes in scope, cold in temperature, nihilistic in outlook.
Heavy, breathless, extreme crime / action, inventive in texture. Nihilistic, epic, cold.
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“You want sharp Shane Black banter wrapped in amnesia-fueled action.”
Skip it tonight — Over-the-top 90s violence and Christmas setting feel cheesy to you.
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