
2025 · drama · thriller
Directed by Lorcan Finnegan1h 40m2025
A man returns to the idyllic beach of his childhood to surf with his son. When he is humiliated by a group of locals, the man is drawn into a conflict that keeps rising and pushes him to his breaking point.
Our read: The Surfer (2025) reads as a sombre, steady, grounded drama · thriller entry — measured in intensity, mid-stakes in scope, measured in temperature, ambivalent in outlook.
Sombre, steady, measured drama / thriller, grounded in texture. Ambivalent, mid-stakes, measured.
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“You want Nicolas Cage unraveling against surf-local toxic masculinity and sun-baked paranoia.”
Skip it tonight — Skip if humiliation spirals, animal cruelty, or bleak coastal violence will wreck you.
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